Need More Clicks? More Response? More Dollars In Your Wallet? This Deal Is For You!
"CHA-CHING! Internationally Recognized Advertising Expert Drew Eric Whitman Personally Reviews Your Advertising & Tells You What's Crippling Your Response (and What You MUST Fix) for Greater Influence & More $$$ in Your Pocket"
He pulls no punches... tells you what's great... what sucks... and exactly how to boost your readership and power-up your response FAST
with his hardcore, no-nonsense, deadly specific...
Qualified? Heck yeah! He's the author of one of today's best-selling
ad-psychology books translated into 9 languages worldwide...
"For a LIMITED-TIME ONLY, I'm Waiving My $1,000 Minimum Fee and Offering
Personal 30-Minute Consultations for Just $89 (New Clients Only)"
NOTE: Please read and respond quickly. Only a limited number of reviews will be accepted at this price in order to provide quick turnaround.
(You will see a "DEAL EXPIRED" sign here when it ends.)
From The (Often Messy) Desk of Drew Eric Whitman, D.R.S.
Direct Response Surgeon™
Grrrr! It's so $#%@! FRUSTRATING!
You KNOW you have a good product or service.
You KNOW it's priced fairly.
And you KNOW you're reaching the right audience.
FLUSH! Your money goes down the toilet!
FLUSH! Your time goes down the drain!
FLUSH! You start getting frustrated... discouraged... and wonder if all the effort is worth it.
FACT IS... your ads are likely violating one or more of the rules of effective advertising.
In fact, I'd bet my life on it.
Chances are -- unless you've made a study of my book, Cashvertising -- these violations are probably invisible to you.
But to me, they stand out like a GIANT red stop sign.
In fact, I've been seeing thousands of business-killing ad violations in advertising for over 37 years.
(That's longer than many of today's online marketers have been alive.)
And if you show me your ad (or email, landing page, sales letter, etc.), I’ll tell you many of the mistakes you’re now making. Mistakes that are possibly costing you thousands of dollars in wasted time, money and lost sales.
WARNING: They'll keep costing you $$$ -- every single day -- until you fix them!
LISTEN: I’m a professional advertising man with decades of real-word experience. Not a newbie “web guy” who just learned to write ads last year from some online course by an advertising nobody.
I’m also not anybody’s “pay to play” protégé trying to make myself out to be some expert after attending their guru’s bogus, “How to Become an Internet Marketing Consultant and Get Rich!” seminar.
(I hope you never fall for the sales letters of these perhaps well-meaning, but inexperienced newbies.)
Instead, I’ve spent over 37 years in the trenches. Working for top corporations. Major ad agencies. Writing hard-hitting ad copy for some of the largest companies in the United States.
In fact, I was one of the very first advertising consultants online. (Google my name and you’ll see what I mean.)
I know (and use) tested and proven-effective techniques and strategies to influence people to buy.
My words have persuaded
millions to spend ridiculous sums of money.
(And I can help do the same for you.)
.... Just $89 for a Limited Time Only
A minimum consultation with me is normally $1,000.
That's ridiculously low for the value you get.
(Admittedly, I'm terribly overdue to raise my fees.)
But because consulting is only part of my business (there are also books, speaking engagements and writing), I've kept my consulting fees reasonable to attract the greatest variety of interesting projects to choose from. (Especially since I don't accept them all.)
And no, I don't accept only the "big" ones.
Fact is, I often enjoy working more with the newbies -- the "little guys" -- on their small start-ups than many of the deep-pocketed giants (who are often a pain in the butt with their multiple layers of bureaucracy, politics and endless reviews by employees who don't know the first thing about advertising.)
Ahhh... I love being self-employed! 😉
In fact, the entrepreneurs I work with typically know more about the basics of advertising than many of the cocky corporate giants. (That's because most have to do it themselves!)
... Like the young guy from Phoenix selling crazy T-shirts.
... The couple from Palm Springs selling homemade soaps.
... The 20-something tech guru from Paris with his stop-smoking hypnosis software.
... The guy from Ohio promoting his deck power-washing services.
... And the handcrafted shoe manufacturer from Slovenia.
And many others.
Most of these guys aren't working with big budgets.
They're not driving Bentleys.
Or smoking Arturo Fuente Opus X Destino Lancero cigars. ($33.75 a stick!)
So, right now... for a limited time... I'm waiving my minimum $1,000 investment and giving you a 100% personal advertising review... my no-punches-pulled Ca$hvertising Checkup!... for just $89 complete.
(If you qualify.)
"Aha, Drew... you knave! I knew there was a catch!"
By "qualify" I simply mean you're advertising an interesting product or service that I'd enjoy critiquing. Truth is, I find most projects interesting, but I reserve the right to say "Thanks, but no thanks."
For example, here are some things that wouldn't qualify for this special offer...
Do You Have an Ad, Brochure, Sales Letter, Email,
Postcard or Landing Page that Needs Help?
I'm Ready to Tell You How to Make It Better...
Stronger & More Profitable
I'll spend up to 30 minutes reviewing your ad copy and graphics... formulating my suggestions... and writing you a personal email telling you exactly what I found and what you need to do for better response.
And believe me... after 37+ years in the business, I can see an entire WORLD of problems in 30 minutes.
After my review, I'll shoot you an email with my initial impressions... my professional observations... the things that made me happy... and the things that made me fall off my chair writhing with disgust.
(Don't laugh. These are the same things affecting your prospects!)
My review might consist of just one meaty, hardcore paragraph... or several long rambling ones.
I might say, "You've done a great job. And here are some specific tweaks I suggest to make it better..."
Or, I might say:
"Good Mother of God! What a hot mess! I beg of you... re-read CA$HVERTISING before going to bed tonight! And here's what you better do RIGHT NOW if you're serious about this business!"
In any case, my review will be 100% personal to YOUR advertising and will contain specific, concrete and practical feedback that you can immediately apply to help boost your response.
-- YOU'LL LEARN what you need to rewrite, rework, and beef-up or play down.
-- YOU'LL LEARN what's great... and where you're falling on your face.
-- And YOU'LL LEARN how to do it even better next time. (And every time thereafter.)
BOTTOM-LINE: If you do what I say -- and you do it properly -- you should see a definite improvement in your response.
FACT: Implementing the ideas I share with you can save you months or years of frustrating and costly trial and error.
Your Copy Might Need Just a Little Tweak.
Or I Might Reveal So Many Mistakes & Violations
That You'll Need to -- UGH! -- Start from Scratch
(But it's usually something in between)
LISTEN: If you're looking for an honest assessment, then I'm your guy.
But if you're afraid to hear that you're possibly doing it all wrong, you're better off continuing to bury your head in the sand.
You certainly don't want me ruining your day.
(Even though what I reveal could help you totally transform your business.)
After all, the idea of having to start all over again is a real pain, isn't it?
It's much easier to continue spending money...
... getting more lousy response
... continue wondering why it's not working
... and sitting on your couch eating chips and watching Seinfeld reruns.
That takes much less effort.
Of course, it's also a recipe for disaster.
Direct-response advertising is all about testing. Improving. Retesting. And testing again. (That means you need to be cool with making changes.)
"But, Drew! What if I want YOU to make the improvements for me?"
Just ask, and I'll be happy to shoot you a quote.
And that's the reason I can make you this offer.
Because a percentage of those I help with the low-cost reviews turn into wonderful, long-term clients. (But there's no obligation, of course.)
But don't wait. I'll accept only so many reviews at this price at one time in order to give quick turnarounds.
Frequently Asked Questions
For this special $89 deal, I will review one advertising component. That could be one ad, one email or sales letter (up to 2 pages long--that's about 700 words), one landing or web page (of a length similar to a 2-page sales letter) or one postcard or similar. If you have more than one component that you'd like to submit for review under this deal, simply make separate payments as each job will be handled separately.
Because this is a review and critique service done in a limited amount of time, this gig does not include rewriting your ad copy. What I will do is tell you exactly what YOU need to do to increase the effectiveness of your copy. Of course, if you're interested in my creative services after your review, I'd be happy to quote you... just ask!
Absolutely. Your advertising will get my focused attention and I'll personally email you the results when I'm done. It's my hope that we can build a mutually rewarding business relationship.
All Checkups are done on a first-come basis, but typically -- if you've sent me all the required references I need -- it usually takes about 48-72 hours M-F. Don't fret. I'll let you know via email when to expect it.
All results are sent via email on a first-come basis. The reason I'm limiting this offer is to keep the reviews to a manageable level for fastest service for everyone. Order your review now while the deal is still available.
Of course! I'm always happy to help clarify anything contained in my reviews. To keep things manageable, please put all your questions in one email and type: "Follow-Up Questions from YOUR NAME" in the subject line. That way we don't have multiple emails bouncing back and forth simultaneously. My goal is to help you succeed!
Sounds Great, Drew! I'm Ready for My...
Excellent! Simply click the big blue button below while this deal is still available.
... After I receive your order, I'll send you an email asking you to send me your advertising component (ad, sales letter, landing page, etc.) via link or PDF.
... I will confirm its receipt and shoot back any questions I might have.
... You go make iced tea and sit back and relax while I go to work for you. 😉
Click this blue button now and I'll see you on "the other side!"
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